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What Does Your Christmas Tree Say About You?

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This was in Reader’s Digest  in 2009 and I thought it was funny.

12 Funny Things Your Christmas Tree Says About You

What your lights, be they multi-colored, white, or blinking, reveals to holiday company, plus the meaning behind the ornaments you hang.

By Rebecca Munsterer from Reader’s Digest | December 2009

White lights: You ask houseguests to remove their shoes.

Multicolored lights: You’re an extrovert.

Blinking Lights: You have attention deficit disorder.

Homemade ornaments: You have lots of children.

Strung Popcorn: You have too much time on your hands.

Red balls only: You wish you lived in a department store.

Yellow star on top: You’re traditional.

Glowing Santa on top: You shop at Kitsch ‘R’ Us.

Cutoff top: You didn’t measure the tree.

Vague evergreen smell: You bought a healthy tree.

Strong evergreen smell: You sprayed your tree with Pine-Sol.

Just plain smelly: There’s a dead bird in your tree.

 

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2 thoughts on “What Does Your Christmas Tree Say About You?

  1. hahahaha…let’s see, the only thing that applies to me is the white lights…I don’t require guests to remove their shoes but I do try to encourage them by example….

  2. Mwhaha! That is so funny! My ornaments are homemade (I have children indeed!) but there is nothing about a homemade tree…Ah!

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