What Does Your Christmas Tree Say About You?
This was in Reader’s Digest in 2009 and I thought it was funny.
12 Funny Things Your Christmas Tree Says About You
What your lights, be they multi-colored, white, or blinking, reveals to holiday company, plus the meaning behind the ornaments you hang.
White lights: You ask houseguests to remove their shoes.
Multicolored lights: You’re an extrovert.
Blinking Lights: You have attention deficit disorder.
Homemade ornaments: You have lots of children.
Strung Popcorn: You have too much time on your hands.
Red balls only: You wish you lived in a department store.
Yellow star on top: You’re traditional.
Glowing Santa on top: You shop at Kitsch ‘R’ Us.
Cutoff top: You didn’t measure the tree.
Vague evergreen smell: You bought a healthy tree.
Strong evergreen smell: You sprayed your tree with Pine-Sol.
Just plain smelly: There’s a dead bird in your tree.
- The Mathematical Formula For the Perfectly Decorated Christmas Tree (gizmodo.com)
- Christmas Trees (sensuousamberville.wordpress.com)