My Crystal Ball Broke
It was sitting on the table and somehow got knocked off! Of course when this happened all the secrets of life spilled forth onto the floor. Once they’re spilled, they blend together and start melting. You can’t look at them and distinguish what they are any longer. After a while you are just left with a glittery pile of goo.
Due to this unfortunate event, I can’t read minds. I can’t foretell the future. If someone has something on their mind they need to just say it. I am not playing guessing games. I can only do the best I can in life and work with the information given to me. If you want me to act or react in a certain way or do a specific thing, you have to give me the information to do so.
I’m sorry, but crystal balls are not easily replaceable and they are quite expensive. You can’t really insure them and once they’re gone they are just gone. I wish this wasn’t the case, but it is a terrible and sad fact of life. So until I can afford a new crystal ball, everyone is just gonna have to lay it out there. Say what ya mean! Mean what ya say! Tell me what ya need! Tell me what ya expect! And so on and so forth. Get my drift?