Don’t You Hate It When
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- you get your order from the fast food place and drive off and realize they didn’t give you a straw for your drink?
- you find out that it is going to rain after you have left your umbrella at home?
- you were singing in the car to the top of your lungs and realized that the back window was down and the car full of teenagers next to you are laughing at you?
- you wore a white shirt and decided to have Mexican food and inevitably dropped salsa on yourself?
- you were supposed to bring something for the potluck at work?
- you sent a text message to the wrong person?
- you were supposed to get a reminder message for an appointment and didn’t and you forget your appointment?
- you burped out loud while thinking you were alone and realized someone else was in the room?
- you say you want your hair trimmed and your definition of a trim and the hair stylist’s definition are not the same?
- you realize that your fat pants are now too tight?
- you forgot to mail your power bill?
- the brakes go out as you’re driving downhill?
- you need to rest for a big day and instead you keep waking up every hour on the hour?
- you’re almost out of gas and it is cold and dark?
- you thought someone was talking to you but they were actually on their blue tooth?
- instead of replying to one person in an email you replied to everyone?
- you realized that you got played?
- you didn’t realize the toilet seat was left up and it is dark?
- your contact lens rolls up and gets stuck far back under your eyelid?
- your socks don’t fit?
- the elastic in your underwear snaps?
- your underwire bra wire breaks and starts stabbing you as a 2 hour meeting at work is just beginning?
- you forget to buy toothpaste and you have to cut the tube open to scrape out the remnants to have enough to brush your teeth before leaving the house?
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oh yeah…I hate it when that happens…all of the above…you had me chuckling because, of course, I’ve done most of those things myself.
Oh! One that I had happen when I was in class…I had just sat down and I had a front snap bra on and suddenly I felt it unclasp. While I felt much freer I couldn’t let the girls just be on the loose. So I crossed my arms and prayed no one would notice and walked as calmly to the restroom as possible. I never wore that bra again.
hahah…have to admit, I’ve never had that happen…too funny!