2011, you really sucked and I’m glad you’re leaving tonight. You’re kinda like a bad rash that just won’t go away. There was no amount of ointment that would cure you. You just were there and red and painful and itchy. Well, finally! It is December 31st! And it is almost midnight and it is almost time for you to go!
So as you go I’m sending with you a lot of bad memories, a lot of tears, a lot of curse words, and probably a lot of other things that I am not even aware of. I just want you to pack your crap and go. You brought a lot of pain to me and a lot of my friends and we didn’t like you. You were the enemy, 2011.
Goodbye to you!