You know you’re from the South when…
You know you’re from the South when you talk to one of your friends and she tells you about her skunk problem. I haven’t laughed so hard in so long! We were rolling! When you see the letters “roflmao” the person was probably laughing about catching skunks!
So my friend was telling me she was in her house and saw something pink at the ac duct. And then it moved. She saw whiteness and thought that maybe it was an opossum. It wasn’t an opossum. Nope. It was a skunk! Somehow it had managed to get into her ac ductwork and she had to get some live traps and lure it or them into it. What to use as bait? Cheap dog food of course!
The next day her cousin told her she had caught something. She didn’t want to pull the trap out so he was gentleman enough to do so. There it was. A little skunk sitting in a live trap. Just sitting there. It didn’t do anything. Her cousin was triumphant momentarily. Then my friend looked closer. That was a different skunk. How did she know? The nose. The original skunk had a pink nose and this one had a black nose. So this means she has to set more traps and hope that she gets all of the skunks!
I hope so, too. I also hope she calls me and tells me the stories because I laughed until I cried!